Maneater

Maneater.

Hi, I'm Molly Mysterious.

I named this blog Pseudonyms & No Pants Parties because whenever I date someone new, I never refer to them by their actual name — and felt it made more sense to keep their pseudonym here rather than put anyone on blast. Power suits because I've always visualized women in power suits as fierce, self-possessed, and unapologetic. The rest of the name? Use your imagination.

After years of relationship disasters — and sharing the stories with anyone who would listen — I figured: why keep them in a group chat? Other women might recognize something in them, find an outlet, or at minimum enjoy watching me make questionable decisions in real time.

So here are my stories. Told honestly, told bluntly, with everyone's identity safely protected — including mine.

Join me as I keep conquering the world one power suit and stiletto at a time.